Llamas found guilty of vandalism

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The Wilmslow Green Room has been inundated with calls following the apparent vandalising of their banner in the Horseshoe Farm field.

The large banner which had not long been erected to herald their upcoming performance of Agatha Christie's murder mystery 'And then there were None', had seemingly been ripped from it's moorings in the field and lay motionless in the grass.

Were local hoodlums to blame?

Following extensive investigations, it transpired that the inhabitants of the field itself had chosen that specific spot as a scratch post.

Yes, it was the Llamas wot dun it!

Wilmslow Green Room Committee Executive, Helen Bingle reported, "It has now been re-erected and strengthened so we're hopeful it will stay in situ. It needed a jolly good hosing down as the Llamas didn't only use it to scratch against - if you know what I mean!"

So thank you to all who bothered to call. This particular mystery has been solved relatively quickly. Ms Christie would be proud!

This is a member post by Hilary Pinnock.

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Horseshoe Farm, Wilmslow Green Room
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Peter Doff
Thursday 23rd June 2011 at 3:46 pm
So nothing to get allamased about then
Charlotte Gray
Thursday 23rd June 2011 at 10:32 pm
… I think those Llama's are actually Alpacas?! - not only did they vandalise your sign Wilmslow Green Room ... and “dirty” it (!), I believe they’re also pretty unsociable beasts (according to my Horseshoe Farm contact). However Miss Marple, they do look like gorgeous hoodlums!!
Sara Keenan
Friday 24th June 2011 at 11:05 am
...yes they are alpacas,known as Mr Foster (white) and Starsky(brown).They are having a holiday at Horseshoe Farm as an added attraction and also to guard the poultry.They are in fact facinating, clean, sociable animals and these two stud males have produced many beautiful alpacas... for more information contact Bob Shaw, Sharrow Bay alpacas.07889053826